TatCat

This post (a present from her sister sent in by MadCarlotta) neatly illustrated a point I was intending to touch on - that of what a mistake it is, sometimes, to mention your likes.

There are some people who will, upon being informed of your liking of cats (or whatever), immediately file that information under the 'gift-giving' section. And then every gift you ever receive from them will in some way be related to your liking cats. These situations invariably end up with the pretence of delight when you are presented with something like this item.

Little Mermaid / Sad Clown

When she moved into her new house, I TatBombed my sister with this little gift: a Little Mermaid hair clip that flashes red. (It's also unphotographable, for some reason.)



After a few weeks, she returned the TatBomb with a birthday present.
I think it's supposed to be some sort of sad harlequin clown.




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Dirk

This is Dirk. Dirk is the new mascot of TatWars, and the ideal gift for someone who lives in Scotland - a nodding Scottie dog with an "I heart Scotland" collar tag. TatBombed me by my sister.

What is TatWars?

Dictionary.com describes the word tat, amongst other definitions, thusly:

tat
noun
1. Tastelessness by virtue of being cheap and vulgar

There are, among us, those people who are truly innocent. Who really think that cross-eyed, badly-painted china dogs are adorable. That the more glitter one can get on a simpering statuette of a fairy, the better. And all power to them. Tat has its place in society, and I cannot deny that.

However, there is a dark side. There are those tat aficionados who have a mysterious love/hate relationship with tat. Drawn to it by its sheer horror, the Sith of the tat continuum will purchase this object not for the pleasure of the aesthetics, but in order to pass it on to someone deemed (un)worthy enough to suffer it. The phrase "I knew you'd hate it!" is often invoked. The great thing about this approach is that tat, by definition, is cheap. This way one has the joy of the tat, at a low cost, and without having to live with the results.

This, my friends, is known as TatBombing.
If you make the mistake of TatBombing someone who will retaliate, you are likely to get into a full-blown TatWar. Things can get nasty. And we love it.

If you are the proud (or otherwise) owner of tat that you think should be shared with the world, please email pictures of it to: tatwars@gmail.com