Christmas TatBombs

As you may be able to ascertain from the title, I am a tad behind in posting tat at the moment. The reason? I like to post it chronologically, so you can all view the escalation of hostilities. And I lost my Christmas TatBomb.

So, picture this.

Christmas day. A family all together. Laughter, church, food, presents.
Being my family...

TatBombed to my sister from me:

I'n't she cute?

And vice versa:

Why, yes! Those are puppies in a 'basket'. I think I won, but it's a close-run thing.
More updates coming soon. You know the drill. Tat submissions to tatwars@gmail.com

Aussie Ostrich

Sarah shared this with the blog, and I think the best way to explain it is in her own words...

Okay, I really have no one to blame for this but myself. Or maybe I could blame the woman who was hawking them a couple of days before Australia Day? However, once I did buy it, I thought of how it would be perfect for the Tatwars blog...

Green and gold (traditional Aussie colours) bird pen with a lovely green felt hat on. The tag dangling from it's beak is the worst part, I think - Aussie Ostrich. Australia doesn't even have ostriches natively!

Of course, Sarah, you should look at this as an opportunity.
Now, think of someone you know who'd be excited to receive a gift of it (Note: Not me!).

TatNuke

This, my dears, is what is known as a TatNuke. A TatNuke is basically the same as a TatBomb, but it is so large or horrible or both that it brings a halt to the current TatWar between two people. The TatWar can be restarted, of course, but TatNukes tend to be such a nasty shock to the recipient that it's considered fair to have a time-out period. I TatNuked my sister with this.

This is pretty much the maximum size for a traditional TatBomb, and cost the princely sum of £3.99 (from a charity shop - I would not normally pay that much for a TatNuke). Please note the dog with the humpback, the socks hanging on the mast, and the badly sculpted waves.

As ever, please email pictures of any tat you'd like to share to: tatwars@gmail.com